Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 09, 2013

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    ossiningaling  over 10 years ago

    Shouldn’t He know the answer to that question?

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    cdnalor  over 10 years ago

    If he had a boss, he’d understand.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    Flashback: TGiF movie and the Zoo discotheque

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    As usual, clueless. Just have another flood, you’ll feel better.

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    Squirrelchaser  over 10 years ago

    God works 6 days a week, he thinks people should be thanking him for Saturday.

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    trekkermint  over 10 years ago

    Friday night begins the Jewish sabbath, so that’s when the day of rest begins.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    He’s said to be married to the church, but the people who say so don’t say that the church bosses God around.

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    Rwill  over 10 years ago

    TGIF: Toes go in First.

    I once saw TGIF on the parking brake handle of a Cessna 172, it took me a bit to realize that it meant toes go in first.

    To set the parking brakes you first had to apply the brakes by pushing the top of the rudder peddles with your toes before you pulled the parking brake handle which locked the pedals into that position. Pulling the handle without first applying the brakes accomplished nothing.

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    Robert Watson Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I thank God for all seven days, but for the weekends I thank unions.

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