Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2013

KA-FAKING IT!

Hell hath no fury like two women by dialogue confused. Rip’ll have to think of a very good story to clear himself with Breezy, especially since the actor sounds just like him. Cobra? She just wants to get her hands back on Rip, since we haven’t seen him throw away his ring.

I’ll bet there’s all sorts of things she can fake, but it’s a family strip, so I’ll just keep them to myself.

Ka-COMEDY!

It’s a Three’s Company episode.

man-o-man this is getting good!

“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.”

I think Cobra has too much history with Rip to fall for this. She would know it’s too far out of his character.. And Breezy sees everything with rose-colored glasses. It’s not in her character to believe such an evil plot is hatched by such a good man..Sorry, Dan. Just sayin’.

Well, I have to say that Cobra has experience in giving Rip fake happiness.Remember, they were fake married for a year before she learned about being the new Pirate Queen.

Meh, Cobra can fake being happy, but how can she fake RIP being happy?

Since Rip doesn’t know what’s going on I’m thinking he’s going to be the Ka-Happiest guy around for a while…

This is cool like one of those romantic comedies where there is a gross misunderstanding only this one is going to end in murder…right?

The moral of this story so far is: turn off the TV for a while and read a good book instead! :-D