Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2013

I can see this strip appearing in cubicles across America on Monday.:“Get your own duckin’ coffee!”

PIg does need LGD around every now and then. He could help with Rat on occasion for that matter.

Pig’s got a winning plan for once.

I just hope Pig’s coworkers don’t accuse him of fowl play.

Hurrah for Little Guard Duck! —Even if his quack was a little off-color. Get that brave duck all the donuts he wants!

A time to duck hole in your desk is better than a computer in your desk.

Duck!

Since, as rat says, pig doesn’t know how to do any of those things, he’ll probably wind up being the boss anyway.

I would have ordered one of these before I worked from home

“AFLAC!!” … ?

…..no, a burro.

YIPPEEE! LGD to the rescue @ CORZAK – Where there’s a will, there’s a way, and LGD’s real name is Willy Way!

everyone should ask for a Guard duck for Christmas.

Well, at least Pig’s new job isn’t in a post office.

For once Rat is speechless.

omg there’s a duck with a helmet in my yard right nowreachin for something

And what have you done with YOUR life, Rat?

xxx

I get the joke, but it seems to depend on ‘time-to-duck hole’ being a familiar phrase. I’ve never seen it and I haven’t been able to Google it.

This kind of scheme shoukdve had Rat with the job with. Goat or Zeebah Neighba bringing up what he cant do

I want that, but portable!