Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2013

Sounds like something Pig would say, or maybe Goat, but not so much Zebra.

Say it with flowers…

Most zebras go with the option -RUN-

Better not let Zebra play “Super Smash Brothers” either, Rat.

He doesn’t get it. He’s NEVER going to get it. The COWS know about Halo.

Today’s background music: “Why Can’t We Be Friends” by War.

Rat’s straight forward look is rare.

Zeeba Neighba is, after all, something of a pacifist. But he’s usually more practical than this, at least in his dealings with the crocs….

Sounds like something s mother would say …

And thank God for that. All the trigger-happy folks kill too many.

Bet he’d be more aggressive if the red guys were crocs…

FAIL

“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” General James Mattis, USMC

ROFL. Certain crpg’s like Planescape:Torment might be more to Zebra’s liking. ;)

1) Is Rat doing a shampoo commercial? “Halo, everybody, Halo”

2) Please see my comment at today’s NANCY cartoon!

Zebra knows what it feels like to be the hunted prey. Zebras are predators favorite meal in the jungle, why do you think the crocs keep trying to eat him?

Put the flowers in the end of the barrel, point the loud end towards the guys in red, and PULL !!!!!

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode when Peter was doing Battlefield. He kept jumping up and down till someone shot him. Tossed grenades at his own team.To me…….that is the fun part.

The game is called Halo, and Zebra is being an angel.

Zebra is so sweet in this one.

xxx

Try Portal & Portal 2

Tomorrow, Zebra makes his own game: Assassin’s creed 5:Floral Flag

Sounds like some modern politicians. It’s okay for enemy forces to shot at your people with intent to kill but your people better merely try talking as they wait for some politician a world away and snug in their bed to wake up and give the go ahead to fight back and defend yourself.

The Zebra is a democrat!

Try Animal Crossing, Zebra. It might be your thing.

i like to think Zebra isn’t all that bright either. why do you think he hangs out with pig so much?

Are you freakin’ kidding me?! Obama’s version of Halo is to blow up the enemy and random civilians with drone strikes and hope the media doesn’t talk about it too much.

But why are they using Sega Genesis controllers on an Xbox game?

He’d better leave the teacup out of this.

You can hug and send flowers in the m.a.g.g. approved version

Zebra is so me in this one!

Once the plot in the main trilogy picks up, Goat gets his wish

I remember when I would play Halo all day.