Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 28, 2013

That one is a real cut-up.

Do they come with a warning label?

And most important of all, are they SELF-cleaning?

You should see the banana.

Excalibur’s long lost cousin.

It’s definitely a Tiny Seppuku.

His newest? The wiz may have too much time on his hands.

An emo pumpkin?

You’re right Rod.

No, Buni is disturbing. See today’s strip

Another subject for the “How Do They Do That?” show on the Science Channel..

Will it rip out its own guts?

A plant that makes heptane (low octane gasoline). Oh wait, those already exist..Then modify those plants to pool their product and tap it. Best idea would be a plant about one leaf thick/high which drew water and minerals from a human source and which gathers its product in a central place to be drawn off. .Examples in nature include maple syrup, turpentine, sugars, carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, latex, tungoil, methane. .Imagine a square mile, section, of field non stop producing soy protein or continuous threads of cellulose like the finest cotton, 365 days per year, most efficient solar collector known, self-maintaining as long as we fed it nutrients. Pulling c arbon dioxide from the air, no plowing, no erosion, nochemical runoff..Get on it wiz.