Beardo by Dan Dougherty for October 14, 2013

Your beard is always getting bigger, but very slowly.

I really don’t like it when anything on me goes “Pop!”.

A stimulating massage might do better. I agree with ChessPirate, popping is NOT good.

A smart looking beard does not need to be bigger

I see we are gearing up for Novembeard.

You could always brush the dogs and use the hair and some tape … hey you might then even get a fluffy beard!

I like her theory!