New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 13, 2013

I’d bet on the Steelers. Their defensive line would make short work of a single batter.

Somewhere in the world, Stephan Pastis is smiling.

As long as Arizona has Carson Palmer, Pittsburgh has a chance. Poor Larry Fitzgerald.

This reminds me of the time that some prison convicts played, (presumably touch) football against a nudist colony. The score was Stealers 21 Bares 14.

Actually, in 2013 so far, Saints beat Cardinals.

@Susan. I don’t follow sports but the last I heard the Cardinals were a baseball team in St. Louis. The Steelers play football for Pittsburg.

St. Louis Cardinals = baseball Arizona Cardinals = footballPittsburgh Steelers = footballgood punning today!

Hey now, cool your Jets!

Still smarting from his whipping, the monk went to tell the poor family that he didn’t get them any bread. He found the family’s son Tony hanging around with his gang; Riff, Action, and Anybodys. Furious that the son had joined a street gang, the monk proceeded to give them all a sound thrashing!

Stealers beat Jets!

Pity the Stealers, uh, Squealers, uh, Rapistberger and his gang were playing the Jets today…

The pun is mightier than the sword.

Pan Simhemos? We have no bread?

As droll as the joke is.., We spent a few minutes looking at the Schedules and they don’t even PLAY. How are We supposed to use this as a OuiJa board and know what to bet on if this is the type of advice We Get?