Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2013

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    What is it about lawyers…..they spend their entire careers perfecting “fabricated truth” but can’t give an inch for the real thing.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Oh, man, all of a sudden I want to suck on a lime…Thanks a lot, Miller……

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Hey, I think I just came up with a joke about umbrella drinks….Something like It keeps the tears out of the booze kind of thing…? That has to be out there already, I suppose….Anyhoo….

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    Downundergirl  over 10 years ago

    Oh boy! Victoria’s back. She’s one cool lady.

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    Just because some friends are imaginary doesn’t mean they’re not real.

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    jnik23260  over 10 years ago

    Come to think of it, WE haven’t seen her in a while, either!

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    firedome  over 10 years ago

    poor joe…can’t get a break from his brother NOR his daughter danae…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 10 years ago

    Joe can’t win, even if he shows up with Victoria on his arm. Bob would STILL not believe. "I only go on what I see’ – oh, sure!

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    DoctorLarryO  over 10 years ago

    I thought Joe and Victoria were getting married. What happened to that?

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Bob’s parents must be so disappointed…

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    One thing about brothers is their unwillingness to suspend disbelief. When I recently announced to my brother, that I was planning to get married to the love of my life, his reaction was " Not again ? "

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    It has been AGES since we heard from or saw Victoria. I always liked her, but I seem to remember several commenters who couldn’t stand her.

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    BRO6164  over 10 years ago

    Has Bob always had a mustache? Am I thinking about another person?

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    that damn photoshop excuse is getting old. That guy is really telling us about himself.

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    geneking7320  over 10 years ago

    Was Victoria the lady who pounced on Joe in the restaurant booth? There was also a lady with a sharp wit that Joe’s mom liked.

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Bob looks so much like Nixon it aint funny.That should be a good idea for our next president. One with lots of facial hair.You know…… like Hillary.He still looks like Nixon.

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    A question: What sort of guy drinks a drink with a little umbrella in it…?

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    Alan Steenhouwer  over 10 years ago

    I had the same problem with my dad. He eventually got me to bring her home… and he proceeded to humiliate me.

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    dzw3030  over 10 years ago

    OK, someone has to ask: What’s Victoria’s Secret?:-)

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    Like Jon and Liz?

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Enoki…..From what I can see guys like Bob drink umbrella drinks…..No need to thank me……

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Anybody got a lime?…….

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    furnoir  over 10 years ago

    but Joe’s brother DID meet Victoria, and got in trouble when he tried to refer to her as “Vicky”

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    markjoseph125  over 10 years ago

    A propos imaginary friends:http://www.skepticink.com/smilodonsretreat/2013/07/16/the-difference-between-religion-and-delusion/

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    NightOwl19  over 10 years ago

    Cool – Victoria’s back! (I was wondering where she had gone.) (Although I have to admit, I really liked Brenda. I guess there’s no coming back from losing your shirt in Vegas.)

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    kaystari Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I thought they WERE married! What happened to that?

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