Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 24, 2013

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    “My One Finger Points At Thee, In My Direction, The Other Three”“American Infomercial Top Forty "

    “Get It Right!…And We’re Talking About You, Here! "or“A Strong Enough Program For A Man, But Systematically Made For A Woman!”

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    barbarasbrute  over 10 years ago

    So, how’s that “program” workin for ya Frank?

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    “Promotional Pity considered” for the following…Oil Of Okay… In library studies, OOOHealthcream is comparable to your skin, the way that Turtle wax protects and cares for a car!“….”OOOH… Proof that we can help you shed excess dollars!"… – Nogaine Hair Rearrangement System…. “Complete with Kraylolon™ Color Spray, Brushy Thingy, and some other gizmo… one of them should work!”… – Skin Care Advanced Method…. “One out of 17 ‘Doctors’ approve this method, as shown in these tests at some university…. Guaranteed results of some kind…. Or we’ll mail you an apology!”… – Vassal Lean Tributary Skin Care…. “An army of products that you are guaranteed to need!”…"Help support a company who makes the world look good!"…"From Empire Beauty, Inc."…

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    If they’ve even gotten there, by now… don’t recall how far it is…

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    Mikeyj  over 10 years ago

    That program isn’t working for you Frank, better change the channel!

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    ILuvLu  over 10 years ago

    For everything, it’s all in the packaging.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    but Frank took the long way thru Phoenix, AZ to get there. ^Frank must know what Luann knows, and what Nancy probably won’t admit to knowing…

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    Caldonia  over 10 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha! Women be different than men, amirite? Ha ha!

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    Caldonia  over 10 years ago

    I don’t think this is happening at Aunt Vicky’s, unless Mom went to the mall even though Luann was banned from it! Ha ha!

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Greg has also said that he’s with everybody, and he feels the same as everybody… he’s stated that he doesn’t like seeing all the sex portrayed everywhere (on TV and the net) but that he will address issues of sex as he sees fit to do… but he’s also stated that he won’t alienate one group or another…so there is only our perceptions/perspectives/points of view, which he has stated that he will neither confirm, nor deny (it would be nice if the ‘Cartoonist Studio’ site was finally “remodeled” so people could see his blog on it)…

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    I’m not so sure a program beats a system. Doesn’t one have to run programs on a system? And, basically, Frank does not win against Nancy. That’s a given.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Speaking of “Programs/Systems”, are there new “champions”?…

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Aw GEEZ, Frank!

    The Planet’s Gone to HECK in a Hand Basket and YOU are Worried about “Lotions”???

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    imbaldeagle  over 10 years ago

    Any of you aware of TJ should know that no woman in her right mind would want to do anything along the lines of sex if they knew he was within a mile radius of her..Correct me if I’m wrong (and I KNOW you will) but aren’t you the guy who often suggests that Nancy has a thing for TJ and they’ve acted on it. Doesn’t sound like your comment above.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Yes, that’s what I was wondering… was trying to “keep it on topic”, ha ha! I remembered that you mentioned it before, and remembered the added element of possibly going undefeated, too.. Seems even Refs “like to make some friends”, Lol!…

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    I’m really thinking there will be a strip for different folks each day, this week.. or "Quill’s first ‘complete’ meal and more of his ‘enjoyment of real cooking’!….

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    Partyalldatyme  over 10 years ago

    From yesterday— “Twice Luann and Quill were shown in bed together. If Luann and Quill, two teenagers, can be shown like that, why is it that Toni and Brad, two adults, cannot be shown like that?”

    It’s because the strip is, ostensibly, about Luann and the drama of a teenager growing up, and an inherent part of that story is dealing with boyfriends and kissin’ and huggin’ and heavy breathin’. We can assume Frank and Nancy have relations, but I don’t recall a strip where it’s directly referred to. If there is, it’s a rarity. The point is that the sex lives of the adults in the strip is no more relevant to the theme of the strip than would be their use of the toilet. Some things can be taken for granted. Or you can choose to believe that they have not yet consummated their relationship if you want; it’s really neither here nor there.

    I would have commented yesterday, but I don’t always have the luxury of being able to hang out online all day.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I thought the “system” in the DeGroot household is that Nancy proclaims something and Frank says “Yes, dear.” He loses less hair worrying, that way.

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    pdking77  over 10 years ago

    Maybe it’s medical subtlety, but is there a reason she’s dressed like a Star Fleet medical officer? (Original ‘Star Trek’ of course.)

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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    topbunk  over 10 years ago

    Madison Avenue wins again!

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    melmarsh9v  over 10 years ago

    Great marketing ploy— “assorted eggs!” 2 chicken, 2 turkey, 2 duck, 2 goose, 2 rattlesnake etc.

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    imbaldeagle  over 10 years ago

    Pogrom, Frank?!? So THAT’S what happened to your hair?!?

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    Hawthorne  over 10 years ago

    Oh, well .. that’s different, sure … lol!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Frank, don’t buy any more hair treatment “programs” from Placebo Industries.

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    bronzeskater  over 10 years ago

    Leviticus, I don’t get it! After posting that series between Frank and Nancy, you pretend to believe she would give up their strong, loving union for a sneaked tryst with Quill, for whom you have no respect??

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    imbaldeagle  over 10 years ago

    What? You think Mikeyj is Rodney Dangerfield reincarnated?

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    Joseph Krois  over 10 years ago

    You’re both beautiful just the way you are!… Enhancements are lies!… Love the truth you see in each other!… You’re NOT the frickin’ Kardashians! Luann? Help your parents! They’re lost in the cycle of ever diminishing looks competition…

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    Partyalldatyme  over 10 years ago

    “@partyalldatyme

    ‘We can assume Frank and Nancy have relations, but I don’t recall a strip where it’s directly referred to.’

    11-06-96 thru 11-09-96"

    Wow, what’s your archive source? I looked for those strips but the farthest back I could find was 2001. I’ll take your word for it.

    Okay, so four days out of 28 years. The rest of my quote was " If there is, it’s a rarity." That would hardly mean they haven’t been having relations, just that it’s not usually directly referred to, and I’d assume the same would hold true for Brad and Toni.

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    candyisyummy  over 10 years ago

    nancy needs a new haircut

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