Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  over 10 years ago

    Not only to burn in Hell, but that stick must have hurt.

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    They’re not melted because they’re bad. They’re melted because they’re good. Very good.

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    Repent! You hard-hearted……soft marshmallows…..

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    I smell a burning issue…

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    PICTO  over 10 years ago

    Add some wafers and chocolate sauce and we can have communion.

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    rip_marco  over 10 years ago

    Sheol is where all the dead end up, good folks and bad folks. No fire or torture by a “loving” God involved.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    I think most congregations prefer a soft sell.

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    Toonerific  over 10 years ago

    But have you seen the alternative – where you get old, wrinkly and hard?

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    gilmccarthy  over 10 years ago

    Again, Mark hits the spot.

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    Biltil Premium Member over 10 years ago

    This still beats the microwave for them

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    NCTom Premium Member over 10 years ago

    marshmallows in the hands of an angry god

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    Too bad kids will no longer ever know that in regular street fires (I remember then the fall leaves were burned at the curb – very fondly). It was another way for neighbors to be friendly.

    I love the “fire N brimstone” preacher tho’- good job, Mark!

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    Rwill  over 10 years ago

    I like them when they are roasted to al Dante.

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    Gawd subs toasting to a demented angel he spawned.

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    PICTO  over 10 years ago

    I couldn’t agree with you more. But as usual hollie you are confusing the trappings of religion with God.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    This is not what TV Tropes means by “Marshmallow Hell.”…I wonder what their heaven is like.

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