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Not only to burn in Hell, but that stick must have hurt.
They’re not melted because they’re bad. They’re melted because they’re good. Very good.
Repent! You hard-hearted……soft marshmallows…..
I smell a burning issue…
Add some wafers and chocolate sauce and we can have communion.
Sheol is where all the dead end up, good folks and bad folks. No fire or torture by a “loving” God involved.
I think most congregations prefer a soft sell.
But have you seen the alternative – where you get old, wrinkly and hard?
Again, Mark hits the spot.
This still beats the microwave for them
marshmallows in the hands of an angry god
Too bad kids will no longer ever know that in regular street fires (I remember then the fall leaves were burned at the curb – very fondly). It was another way for neighbors to be friendly.
I love the “fire N brimstone” preacher tho’- good job, Mark!
I like them when they are roasted to al Dante.
Gawd subs toasting to a demented angel he spawned.
I couldn’t agree with you more. But as usual hollie you are confusing the trappings of religion with God.
This is not what TV Tropes means by “Marshmallow Hell.”…I wonder what their heaven is like.
September 06, 2014
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Not only to burn in Hell, but that stick must have hurt.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
They’re not melted because they’re bad. They’re melted because they’re good. Very good.
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Repent! You hard-hearted……soft marshmallows…..
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
I smell a burning issue…
PICTO over 10 years ago
Add some wafers and chocolate sauce and we can have communion.
rip_marco over 10 years ago
Sheol is where all the dead end up, good folks and bad folks. No fire or torture by a “loving” God involved.
jreckard over 10 years ago
I think most congregations prefer a soft sell.
Toonerific over 10 years ago
But have you seen the alternative – where you get old, wrinkly and hard?
gilmccarthy over 10 years ago
Again, Mark hits the spot.
Biltil Premium Member over 10 years ago
This still beats the microwave for them
NCTom Premium Member over 10 years ago
marshmallows in the hands of an angry god
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Too bad kids will no longer ever know that in regular street fires (I remember then the fall leaves were burned at the curb – very fondly). It was another way for neighbors to be friendly.
I love the “fire N brimstone” preacher tho’- good job, Mark!
Rwill over 10 years ago
I like them when they are roasted to al Dante.
xpurplezebra over 10 years ago
Gawd subs toasting to a demented angel he spawned.
PICTO over 10 years ago
I couldn’t agree with you more. But as usual hollie you are confusing the trappings of religion with God.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
This is not what TV Tropes means by “Marshmallow Hell.”…I wonder what their heaven is like.