Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 31, 2013
October 30, 2013
November 01, 2013
Transcript:
Do you have gluten-free treats lady? I'm lactose intolerant... D'you have vegan chocolate? I can't eat nuts I am caramel-phobic! I have a nougat allergy... Gender neutral candy? Organic only!
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
I note that none of them are obese, so I guess no one gets a note.
Tom Falco over 10 years ago
Give ’em an apple.
sadiedog over 10 years ago
This is what happens when a society gets too uptight. It winds up and up, and everything gets busier and crazier until finally, everyone just throws up their hands and cries out “ENOUGH!”
davesoup1972 over 10 years ago
(throws hands up), hits ceiling, and falls to floor… dang, I forgot I’m a zombie this year! Happy Halloween.
Boofish1 over 10 years ago
Actually, that means chocolate is vegetarian. Vegans also don’t eat anything that comes from an animal – so no milk, eggs, etc.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Welcome to Halloween in the 21st century! HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all!
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
Give ‘em a toothbrush and dental floss. They won’t be back next year.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Gender neutral? No Mike & Ike, then.