Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 21, 2013

Lame but oh, so true Nate.

But the truest

Mine says, “Be careful of missing the forest for the trees today”. ??

Mine says, “Don’t believe everything you read in the newspaper!” !!

true confession time: i did other things in school computers and never got into trouble.

‘Course, if it were custom-made specifically for Nate, it’d read: “Detention again today, big buckaroo!!” Laugh! LAUGH!!

Oh, the irony.

Today I was thinking… Isn’t Francis’ last name Pope? .You know, like Pope Francis in reverse?

Ya got ‘Fortune Cookies’ Nate

Trouble arrives unexpectedly and now you’re in it

There are two kinds of astrology, Western and Eastern, and they are both inaccurate but in different ways, even if you could determine your future by the stars and the planets. Western is wrong because although they now take into account the discovery of the three new planets since astrology was first invented (though I don’t know if they’ve done anything since Pluto was declared a non-planet recently) it doesn’t take into account that in the last two thousand years, the earth’s axis has shifted enough that the constellation that was overhead if you were born twenty centuries ago on a certain date is not the constellation that was overhead when you were born within this century on the same date. But western astrology still assigns you to the star sign that is 2,000 years out of date.

Eastern astrology on the other hand, does take this into account and assigns you the right star signs—but ignores the presence of the three new planets.

thats what i do at school like right now

I’m afraid it true Nate!!

Next, he’ll get busted for reading on line comics.

As to current astronomy, I was unaware of the Pluto reclassification, nor the discovery of the 3 new planets. All I can say is wow!

Unfortunately, Nate, it’s for true than you think.

Nate don’t be surprised you always get in trouble. (oh and you might want to turn around)

Does anyone know how long Lincoln will be on vacation?

I knew Mrs. Godfrey would come up right behind him

When Lincoln does reruns, they should be of really old comics. I miss those.

Did anyone notice that this comic is a rerun? It is the exact same as the one on October 4, 2010.

But true..