Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 30, 2013
September 29, 2013
October 01, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Um, hey. Kid: Who are you? Phoebe: Huh? It's me, Phoebe. Kid: You're the big kid who took my ball? Phoebe: You didn't recognize me? Kid: Your hair is down now. Phoebe: It's a different day. It's not like I'm a cartoon character. Kid: Okay.
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Kudos to Phoebe for making the first move. I like her hair down like that as well.
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
Funny funny stuff. Also I too some times don’t recognize people when there hair is different.
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
Also I want to know this kids NAME so I can stop calling her ball girl or shoe throwing girl or whatever.Don’t even know if there the same person. Some one just said that one time and I went with it.
OmegaDragotroid over 10 years ago
Oh that poor fourth wall.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
Is this going to be a situation where a kid victim-izes herself to manipulate things? When I was about Phoebe’s age two boys twice tried to steal my brother’s bike from me outside a grocery store. I would have recognized those two if they had turned themselves inside out.
cknoblo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Her hair changes a lot, actually. The bangs are pretty much the only constant. A pony tail, 2 pony tails, braids, just like lots of little girls, experimenting.
DavidHurley Premium Member over 10 years ago
That explains it all, Phoebe.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 10 years ago
The lord high steward drew a deep sigh of conviction. “I believe it!” he made answer. “I have always declared you were a wonderful dog, and now you prove I am right. Why, you are the only dog I ever heard of who could talk.”
“Except in fairy tales,” said Ruffles calmly. “Don’t forget the fairy tales.”
“I don’t forget,” replied Tallydab. "But this isn’t a fairy tale, Ruffles. It’s real life in the kingdom of Noland.”—L. Frank Baum: “Queen Zixi of Ix; or, The Magic Cloak”
“We’re not some—some deep-space franchise! This station is actually /about/ something!”—Cdr. Susan Ivanova, XO Babylon 5
blackshire over 10 years ago
Maybe to them, we’re a cartoon… :-)
luducks over 10 years ago
Quick! Punch her in the face and steal her ball for /real/ this time!
nailer Premium Member over 10 years ago
that little girl looks quite afraid actually, and Phoebe looks a little threatening up there.
luducks over 10 years ago
I wonder if the littler kid has lunch money? I bet with a unicorn backing her up, it wouldn’t be hard for Phoebe to just take it.
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Well, you’re as cute as one, so…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
What’s your name little girl and why are you falsely accusing Phoebe for taking your ball?
Weapon Brown over 10 years ago
A bit of commentary there, Mrs. Simpson-Brodbeck?
The_Purple_Pig about 8 years ago
Yes, you are a cartoon character, phoebe. Break the fourth wall