Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 08, 2013

I don’t want to be first. I’ll come back later.

Must be something wrong with the angle of the dangle……..

Hey Susan, Let’s liven up this place with some Irish Drinking Songs

Oh…. Hi X! — sounds good to me!

Not exactly what I was expecting…..

Then we can have a Hoedown

But any excuse for a bit of Irish whisky…. or would you rather have a beer?

Let’s split the difference. How about an Murphy’s Irish Stout?

Sure X… here you go.

Fenton… I saw Steve headed for a back booth….please…. could you go make sure he still has his shirt on?

No, big Steve…. that guy with the blond hair.He likes to contemplate his navel…. or something….

But I already told him…. here at the Tiki…. no shirt, no service.Animals other than humans excepted.

Yes I know.. you prefer that they ALL wear shirts and pants.

Steve is now experiencing the effects of gravity.Everything droops.Now he could improve his looks IF he could do a hand stand. In other words reverse the effect.Or he could just remain a disgusting FAT BODY!!!! (Sorry some Full Metal Jacket came in unannounced.)

Much too early for Irish Whiskey, but quite hysterical seeing 4 grown men so broken up at just a “meow” (but that was long ago).

How long since “Whose Line Is It” was on?

The last fellow on the hoedown sounded like a shoe-in for Ballard Street making a video with his donkey dressed in costume. That even fits Stel’s latest edition.

The Newest Club In Town: T.U.B.B.Y.

Heigh Ho Ballardeers. The ole Capt. will have to keep his eye patch for another week. Do to my taking aspirin ( who knew ) they can’t do the surgery until Oct. 16th. So no aspirin for ten days but no problem with adult beverages sooooo….. I will possibly see you all later today at the Tiki. Right now, I have s to do some business.

I don’t even remember the last time I took an aspirin (or cold or allergy med). If I hurt myself I use hot or cold compresses. And when I was drinking, the gin always helps.

It’s good that they guys are taking an interest in their fitness, but I have to hope that no BMI of less than 24. Mine is under 22 now which I do not prefer (but leaving wiggle room for when I stop eating vegetarian); I like working out daily though as my work is not physical.

……….Mine would keep up easily if it hadn’t decided to vacation in Reno and never return…..

This does not bode well for Husband or me, were leaving Tues for Maui for a month to visit our daughter and son-in-law, AND he is a chef. LOTS of walks on the beach. Except last week Husband wrenched his back and I hurt my hip, so itll be more like limping on the beach. ’’’getting old is not for sissies"

This does not bode well for Husband or me, were leaving Tues for Maui for a month to visit our daughter and son-in-law, AND he is a chef. LOTS of walks on the beach. Except last week Husband wrenched his back and I hurt my hip, so itll be more like limping on the beach. ’’’getting old is not for sissies"

Yes…. nice work, Stel!And have a great trip … er… good time, 2Old.

Enjoy Maui 2OLD2!And now, please pass the brain bleach. Oh, my poor eyes.

Good night Ballard Dears.

Night all.

Don’t give it another thought, Steve. Let Ellen keep track of all that stuff.

Claude must have been very hungry – and probably dehydrated…

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!