Pickles by Brian Crane for October 09, 2013

Some partners are more equal than others.

And Earl is the Joker.

She may wish to rethink that comment . . . I remember that I read that many queens lost their heads . . . not to be giving Earl any ideas.

But an Emperor out-ranks a Queen.

She’s only part right, she’s the Queen Bee!

“Ba11s” said the Queen. “If I had two, I’d be king.”

“Salve regina sans misericorde.” (— maybe, it’s been a long time since my high school Latin.)

Once a Queen, always a Queen but once a Knight’s enough !( ooops ! I think that refers to something else. )

I knew I liked Opal!

You are queen and that’s all Earl really needs to know.

Well then your royal highness, why don’t you get the lowly knave (Earl) to water the flowers for you?

And the Queen would be King if she had ????.

The Man Song!

(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)

I don’t take no crap from anybody[else but you]I wear the pants around here[when I finish with your laundry]Coz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight[When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”]I’m the man of this house[until you get home]

(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)

What I say goes around here[right out the window]and I don’t wanna hear a lot of whining[so I’ll shut up]The sooner you learn who’s Boss around here[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]Coz I’m Head-Honcho around here[but it’s all in my head]

(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)

And I can have sex anytime[that you want it]Coz I’m a man who has needs[but they’re not that important]And don’t expect any flowers from me[Coz if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewellery]I’m the King of my castle[when you’re not around]

(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)

And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna[get in trouble]And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready[to sleep on the couch]Coz a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do[And I’m gonna do what you tell me to]Because I’m Top dog around here[but I’ve been neutered]

(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)

(You the man!)

@nighthawksUnless you have had gender-change surgery, you would have served as an “altar” boy.

You sure are, Opal!

LOL xxx

She thinks way to highly of herself.

But Earl regularly makes an ace of himself. Doesn’t that beat a Queen?