Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 09, 2013

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 10 years ago

    Those are mock smocks.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’d smock him upside the head.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    They just stepped outside for a toque.

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    emptc12  over 10 years ago

    Isn’t that what George Burns used to do?

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    Isn’t that what Captain Kirk calls his 1st officer when he was still frozen from his dental work?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Smack them smack dab in the middle of their smocks! (Then put them in the road: dead smocks in the middle of the road………)

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    tahoeh2o  over 10 years ago

    “Knock my smock and I’ll clean your clock.” Hobbes…

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    jmcx4  over 10 years ago

    And no smirking either, wise guy!

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    emptc12  over 10 years ago

    And witty, sarcastic Oscar Levant was always in an extreme tobacco haze. What a talented, bitter man he was. (Who?)

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