Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 09, 2013

With that first panel, I thought she was going to do some palm-reading, and I felt like a genius for a moment.

“You miss it — I can tell by the way you talk about it. Oh, wait, you don’t.”

a Jockey?

I wonder why John quit – did he accidentally kill/cripple an opponent?

BBJ is smitten with this soul patch rockin’ kitten. A lot of you perceptive Gil fanatics have peggedd Tippy as the new Lini, I commend you. What are the chances of BBJ suiting up this season?

Is BBJ waiting tables @ Ricozzi’s? Looks like he’s looking for a tip. Or does he want to be paid to play?

A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor.

“Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies. “I guess it just leaves an impression.”

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor.

“Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a yellow “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.

“No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

In all reality, another girl comes into the doctors office and he notices an orange I on her chest and asks her if she has a boyfriend at Illinios. Yes I do and a girlfriend also replied the young lady, why to you ask ?

Angie’s getting through. I think Big John will be talking by the playdowns.

Another girl walks in and a bunch of peacock feathers fall out…

…holding back…..holding back….this guy has a permanent “kick me” sign tattooed on his ass….was going to go with a Marcel Marceau reference today, but ’ol Buzzkillwhiz shattered the karma….again!

it was said that a crashin’ blow from a huge right hand Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land

Made my day!

Nobody seemed to know where John called homeHe just drifted into town and stayed all aloneHe didn’t say much, he kinda quiet and shyAnd if you spoke at all, he just said, “Hi” to Big John

A jockey? What does playing records have anything to do with it?Oh, wait, he enjoyed the game. He’s an athletic supporter!

That’s all we can ask for.

@cutterjock…… your comment made my day. Did a real ‘LOL’ on that one!