Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2013

Yay! No Rat!

Try this one: “Which of you likes to ask men loaded questions and then act offended no matter what answer is given?”

Okay. Plan C.

We’re on thin ice here.

No wonder Pastis is doing penguins, Rat and Pig are in That Monkey Tune.

New Question: Which one of you is my wife?

At this point, just grab one. Whoever it is, she’ll let you know what you did wrong.

From what we’ve seen of their hive-behavior, does it really matter that much, Morty? Just go with (any)one and be done with it.

Those three on the right flipped off Morty and Saul.

Yet he can tell male from female pinguins… Go figure…

Just a few (K)

Jewish penguins? Who knew?

I, for one, have enjoyed every one of the penguin/polar bear series, and applaud Stephen for coming up with funny new characters for the strip.

The funniest part is that their names are Saul and Morty!

Late to the party, but: Morty and Saul? A subtle homage to Mort Sahl?

I like the penguins! Lots of opportunities for variations on a theme. Incidentally, Mike Peters may have been paying tribute to Stephan’s penguin/polar bear arc yesterday.http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Mgoose/2013-10-22/

These penguins are so bad, they have this NY Rangers fan preferring those in Pittsburg(h)!

Oh dear.

LOL xxx

I did’t know penguins were Jewish

I actually like Rat. Most people have enough curmudgeon in them by now, if not downright rage, with the state of 21st century politics, that Rat is easy to identify with. Or is it just me?But I like the Crocs and Zeebah neighbahs too.

OK enuf of the penguins already. Opus was funny these aren’t. Bring back the crocs! Bring back the CROCS!

Boi!