man: "They say candy corn will get the house tee peed. An apple, our windows soaped and a popcorn ball, the house egged. What should we go with?"
How about telling them to wait while they get chocolate then call the cops?
I say give em valium.
This is one reason we stopped giving out candy. Too many older “kids”
I’d give ;em the shotgun and about three seconds to get off my sidewalk
They aren’t even dressed up. Call the cops!!!
Batman showed up to help you
What they really need is a batch of teabags to dangle from their hats.
I love pop corn balls. I think I’m of the few people who really like candy corn. And give me a good Gala or Fugi apple anytime.
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James Hopkins over 10 years ago
How about telling them to wait while they get chocolate then call the cops?
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
I say give em valium.
grenjello over 10 years ago
This is one reason we stopped giving out candy. Too many older “kids”
rnmontgomery over 10 years ago
I’d give ;em the shotgun and about three seconds to get off my sidewalk
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
They aren’t even dressed up. Call the cops!!!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Batman showed up to help you
Thomas R. Williams over 10 years ago
What they really need is a batch of teabags to dangle from their hats.
Wally Cup Of Joe over 10 years ago
I love pop corn balls. I think I’m of the few people who really like candy corn. And give me a good Gala or Fugi apple anytime.