Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 03, 2013

But you’re in a loading zone.

I thought " Stupid" was the bird’s name.

He’s trying to be cute. It doesn’t work for him.

I never did like the word cute. Mostly because women that I like who call me “cute” follow it with “but I’m not interested”. Personal rant over.

Nobody over twenty is cute. Pretty, maybe. Beautiful, OK. But not cute.

Just say yes Sam, and get it over with.

UH-OH! MORTY MIGHT BE BACK SOONER THAN WE THINK!!!!!!

his face and her behind are a match

Sam….wrong answer.