Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 29, 2013

All animals go to heaven, it is the entire human race that is going to hell.

Ohhhhhh, let him play, for he deserves it too!

No animals in your heaven? That place would be hell for me.

Just because you think it does not make it true.

Gosh – I don’t even know if Flying Spaghetti Monster’s heaven includes pets! I need to get that cleared up before I tithe anymore!

Hollie, why do you think we care about your religious mythology? Just because you think other animals are just objects for you to “use” doesn’t mean the rest of us are that cold-hearted. Besides, our dog gives us unconditional love, so of course there’s no place for her in your version of heaven.Definition of unconditional love: Lock your spouse and your dog in your car’s trunk for an hour. Then open it, and see who’s happy to see you.

Well I am with Will Rogers on this. If there are no dogs, cats, or other animals, in Heaven I would rather go where they are.

Whether or not animals GO to Heaven, there must BE animals in Heaven. After all, it’s supposed to have plant life too….

“Only if thats what you want, it is Heaven after all”Ah, well then I want it to be exactly like the life I have now. That way I’ll never know if I die.

I’m going to guess that you never saw the twilight zone episode with the dog and the man did you?