Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 03, 2013

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    CPOChuckG  over 10 years ago

    Aprons are for the insides of race tracks.

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    timzsixty9  over 10 years ago

    there…THAT’S better!

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    eggsmagee  over 10 years ago

    I wonder how many will read this and say, “I don’t get it.”

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    finale  over 10 years ago

    Never fry bacon naked.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    For YOU

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    KasperV  over 10 years ago

    Do you have pinafores in the States?

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    Chuck_it_all  over 10 years ago

    Now you know why God made detergent and degreaser spray. A little cooking grease is nothing compared to automotive grease. Note to females: It is a guy thing you would not understand. (Yes, I do do my own laundry.)

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    DDrazen  over 10 years ago

    Fry wearing a lobster bib, it’s mas macho!

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    When my son-in-law fries something, he leaves the whole stove, including the back; other pots; and anything else plausibly within grease-shot, awash in grease, and never wipes anything up. He does his own wash, so I don’t care what he gets on his shirt.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Gokie5: For some reason I do the same thing when I fry things. It’s possibly because I hate cooking and frying even worse. I hate grease burns so I tend to stay as far away from the pan as possible while only flipping when absolutely necessary. lol

    This is why my hubby is the cook for the family. If up to me, we’d do take out every night. :)

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    tbritt99  over 10 years ago

    *snort

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    smalltownbrown  over 10 years ago

    and on theatre stages…

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    ursen1  over 10 years ago

    I do the laundry and most of the cooking in the house. There is an art to frying without splatter, it can be done.

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    samfran6-0  over 10 years ago

    If Janis noticed Arlo getting grease on his shirt, then why didn’t she notice he didn’t put the apron on up high enough? (not a Janis fan)

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    A T-bone can be pretty tasty, simmered in olive oil, or better yet lots of butter..(I can do that because I don’t eat cheese. It also let’s me drink Whole milk…(4%)….Yummmmmmm…..And beef hash is also really good in a pan…eggs, onion, French toast, Taters, and …Mmmmmmmmmm bacon……..

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    emjaycee  over 10 years ago

    Similar topic – why do we put the napkin on our laps when our parents encouraged us to sit close to the table? As a (ahem) endowed(/ahem) woman, most everything ended up on my shirtfront or in my décolletage (OUCH!). I was taught that wearing a napkin as a bib was gauche, but it has certainly saved me from pre-treating a lot of laundry stains.

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