Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2013

I’m guessing it doesn’t go to “eleven”.

Time to flee to the Elbonian Embassy and pull up a chair.

(So…which boy’s gonna be the first one to ask if she’s Rarity and propose to her?)

But I don’t know what those volume numbers are measuring on the stereo either!

What’s a stereo? Is that like a really big MP3 or something?

Just kidding, but I do know that my kids (I guess you could call them post-millennials) don’t know how those big sound boxes in our living room actually work…

Well Marigold normally has her shield set to Eleven. Most unicorns only go up to ten. This is the face of some one who has sudden regrets.

I seen fan art that would contradict that. but most bronies are just being passionate not purvey. Also I said my 11 joke with out reading the comments, so its not copying. should have known some one would have gotten to it before me. but know what, now what? Alos it sort of puts an end to my “the shield was down the whole time and in reality Marigold was actually boring” theory. and maybe this just ended show and tell and saved Max from back lash from the ray gun.

…sez whom?

Ponies inflict children with the desire to hug them and feed them treats. Do unicorns have a similar effect?

Go for it Marigold…turn it down all the way.

At first I thought the kid with all the Es was Sue.

No Dakota on the chalk board, no Dakota seen in the class group. True, there are a lot more in Phoebe’s class than just six, but I’m beginning to think Dakota transfered to a different class or school.

I’ve always wanted a pony, but I still can’t find a restaurant that serves them.

Uuuuhhh ooohhh…this can’t possibly end well.

I think this is bad.

Marigold, judging from all the bug-eyed stares, I think they’ve got the message.

You might want to go up one notch, then remind them not to go blabbing it to the skies – lest they get fitted with one of those custom form-fitted sport-coats with the really long sleeves that tie in the back… It’s called an ‘open secret’.

Shield of boringness is a great idea, now we need to realize we should turn it off when we look at each other.

… Run.

“What’s a stereo?” “I am old.”

You know, Garfield is better!

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