FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 04, 2013
November 02, 2013
November 05, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: You're in medium-sized room with a foul-smelling ogre. Do you run or do you stay? Marcus: I stay. Jason: Ok, then. Let's start the game. Marcus: You weren't kidding about the smell. Paige: Don't make me force-feed you those dice again, guys.
Wren Fahel over 10 years ago
My husband told me about a game where he was a DM (back in 1980). The players ended up in a room with no windows; the door they came in was sealed shut. Suddenly, there was a countdown heard. There was a button on the wall. One of them hit it, and it started the countdown over again. One player simply kept hitting the button while the others tried to figure out a way to get out…they couldn’t. Finally, they gave up and let the countdown finish…3…2…1…and then the door simply opened. Players had to roll for heart attacks.
Maxride268 over 10 years ago
The part that get’s me is “Again”
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
ladies and their perfume. overpriced toilet water, and toxic chemicals.
ewalnut over 10 years ago
It’s not just women who use too much perfume. Certain after shaves really reek.
dflak over 10 years ago
The average woman’s sense of smell is 10 times more sensitive than the average man’s. That’s why us guys can hang out in locker rooms and are willing to sniff that carton of milk that’s been in the back of the refrigerator since the Carter Administration.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
You could just leave the room, Paige.