Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 13, 2013
October 12, 2013
October 14, 2013
Transcript:
A samurai in full armor is in line at security for the airport. The TSA agent stops him and shows him a bottle of moisturizer. TSA Agent: I'm sorry sir, this moisturizer is more than three ounces.
TheVernalPool over 10 years ago
rules is rules
sbchamp over 10 years ago
It’s Crisco
jadoo823 over 10 years ago
…oh, I FINALLY got it….sigh…
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
I’d figure they’d nab him for wearing swords.
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
bad idea lady, dont you see that is a dark samuri? :D
CuteDoggo over 3 years ago
Seriously? The airport says you can only have 3oz moisturizer? Or 3oz bottles of stuff? They control that too? What has become of this world?