Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 28, 2013

I do not think Moe understands the long words of this contract.

And that is still true today, Calvin…

Do you Calvin?

Statement, acknowledgement .compensation…. Moe thought these were insults…

boggles Moe can read? ;-D

While Moe held the paper Calvin should take off and RUN.

That looks like Moe’s signature punch.

Does that mean Moe can call him “Al”? ;-)

i want to know if some day .. can Calvin hit Moe back..?

Ha, that last panel… Does Calvin know Obama?

How long before this “comedy” comes to it’s end… Beetle Bailey’s constant beatings by Sarge weren’t funny either!

With this strip, one can hope that the level of damage caused by Moe is similar to that caused by Hobbes. That is, imaginary. Otherwise, there is NOTHING funny about bullying.

I wish I’d had a form like that when I was in grade school, junior high and high school! It would probably take a suit to get anyone to pay attention, anyway. Nothing sparks action like the possibility of a loss of money or at a minimum, a loss of face.

That’s right, Calvin!!

I’ve outlived (74) all my bullies!

Notice in the last panel: “Nobody takes responsibility for his actions anymore” — rather than “for their actions”. As a grammatical conservative I applaud, but as a gender-neutral grammarian I deplore.

Poor Calvin… Has he ever tried to plot his revenge on Moe?

I would love to know what he has came or will come up with!

xxx

Why doesn’t Calvin ever go the principal about this? That’s crazy.

Not a member of any political pfarty, make fun of all — when not beating head against wall over the latest criminally idiotic Arschlocherei perpetrated by whichever one or all of them.Mind you, a lot more of the former than of thelatter, lately.

I agree with ..