The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 20, 2013

Unfortunately not long enough!

I can’t tell if you are for or against. Arguments listed applied equally to both positions. The rain falls on the just and the unjust alike. I like to remain firm and demand compromise from those lesser beings unlike myself, of course. We all do.

No sugar tonight in my coffee,No sugar tonight in my tea…..

A little more of those drinks, and they’ll be teatotalled.

A serious question: Why “Harold” and “Evelyn”? Do cartoonists get an official list of likely names for humorous effect? When will Kaitlyn and Joshua, Meagan and Jason start to be used? Junk food for thought.

it becomes clear she’d be better off with oolong

She’s just waiting for Earl Grey to make his appearance, then Harold can take a hike.

Oh darjeeling, don’t be that way.

That Canadian liberal Ted Cruz is part of a liberal cabal trying to destroy the Republican party, or so I heard on more than one news show yesterday.

He wants her to use the fake stuff? He’s being a cube unreal!

Come on Harold, take the plunge!

The teas have been meeting at this annual party for years, steeped in tradition.

Aren’t all tea partiers?

She’d rather have some Splenda in the grass!

I am just using Stevia and only herb teas and Koolaid. The vegetarian year ends on Valentines, so I’ll be having my Beefeater’s on the rocks (AND a chilled shot of Stoli with the caviar). And that is true whether I have company or am just Skyping!

Got on here really late today. My computer didn’t want me reading Gocomics this morning so I went shopping. I looked at the Beaufort Pirate Invasion. Looks like a lot of fun and quite an event. The Treasure Island in Vegas just does the pirate ship fight. I’ll bet you had fun dressing up and doing that.

yoww!!