Ted Rall for September 06, 2013
Transcript:
At the afterlife cocktail party, dead Muslims are talking about President Obama's statement that chemical weapons are "an attack on human dignity." Man 1: Totally, it's much more boss to get blown up by a flying killer robot. Man 2: Dignity, schmignity: GITMO torture victim, to, ocean breezes! Alien Thing: Quit snubbing me cuz they melted off my skin with white phosphorus in fallujah, you necrobigots!
MiepR over 10 years ago
You forgot depleted uranium. The Libyans could be looking down and watching their descendents die of cancer.
MiepR over 10 years ago
Also, the kid with the milk carton is a nice touch.
Nebulous Premium Member over 10 years ago
what do they have to say about IEDs and suicide bombers?
Bilword over 10 years ago
It’s nice to sit safely in the United States and feel smug about it all right mutha’s ?
Enoki over 10 years ago
Wait! Where are all the virgins they were promised?…
Ted Rall creator over 10 years ago
While we’re at it, they’re drinking! But hey, it’s heaven.
Ted Rall creator over 10 years ago
Aerial bombardment kills indiscriminately too.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Just a question: is the “Christian” vision of “heaven” any more ludicrous than the promise of virgins? I much prefer the thought of reincarnation, and karma, than sitting on a cloud and having to put up with all the relatives I never want to see again!
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
And, Ted is right, our “pinpoint accuracy” of our “precision weapons”, is only a myth as well. Notable in the first Gulf war was the shot of a missile finally hitting a building, “down the smokestack” so to speak, but no mention made of the nine craters around the building left by the previous nine munitions that missed. And of course dropping three 2,000 pound “smart bombs” on a restaurant in Baghdad where they THINK Saddam, MIGHT be, isn’t going to cause collateral damage.
Willy peter is also much more horrible than any nerve agent, and if you’ve ever seen a 105 WP round go off, you know it ain’t going to get any “bystanders”, right!.
cjr53 over 10 years ago
Bottom line is that we don’t need to do this.
Ted Rall creator over 10 years ago
The US still carpet bombs. At least they were still doing it in Afghanistan as recently as fall 2001.
kevin87031 over 10 years ago
Ted, Thank you so much for engaging us. And yes, “The Invention of Lying” is a fine film!
mattro65 over 10 years ago
YAWN!