Close to Home by John McPherson for September 12, 2013

What is she doing with Enos yellow with polkadot shorts?Is something going on in Toon Town?

That is one happy face on the ambulance itself.

M.others A.gainst D.irty D.rawers

Believe me, the hosp personnel don’t care whether your underwear is clean or not

Reminds me of old school Bill Cosby stand up ‘I hope for my stake that if you are ever in an accident you have on clean underwear’

How many people are wearing clean underwear after the accident. Usually the accident is enough to soil your underwear. (Plus the emergency room will just cut them off if they have to be removed anyway.)

Too “Close to Home” for me….when I was being transported by ambulance after a very serious car accident, that was what was running through my head.

I did tell my mother, while I was lying on a gurney in the ER, waiting to be taken into surgery, “Ma, don’t worry! I have on new, clean undies!”