F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 11, 2013

Girl: But her name is Ariel!

Still better than what happened to the dolls of some other comic strip characters. This got to keep her head.

Shingles? Look again. I’m pretty sure that’s siding.

This happens a lot with action figures.

Agreed….shingles is agony. Wasn’t offered a shot but it was 1976 – I was 23.

I thought that Oberon was the fairy king. At least that’s what Midsummer Night’s Dream told me.

Discipline your daughter, Dad. Leave the doll on the roof. She’s just playing fetch with you.

Maybe it was Chucky’s younger sister.

it’s’ bird? it’s a plane? no it’s a doll

I never mentioned Ariel.