Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 15, 2013

Stop while your ahead… Girls are the start of big trouble

I like Larry’s (Newhart) “Can’t live with them, can’t put ’em in a sack.”

Can’t live with ‘em – can’t shoot ’em.

The start of your sex life Skyler. If it’s like a man’s sex life it will consist of three parts:1: Tri-weekly. 2: Try weekly. 3: Try weakly.

“A” sack.

Puberty is way over-rated.You start growing in places you dont really want it and you start losing hair where you do want it.

what would frued say?

Who??

And the insanity begins.

I’ll take death.