Flower: Aw, mom! Sunlight again?
Eat your sunshine, or you’ll never grow tall and strong.
Maybe he could wash it down with some Sunny Delight.
If you finish all your sunshine you can have some phosphorus for dessert.
Sounds more like “bore-ophyll” to me.
Maybe he would prefer a little liquid sunshine….
Sunlight’s good for him; when I was a little goober, Mom and her sisters used to slather gobs of homemade suntan lotion on each other and us kids: baby oil and vinegar. We fried, but we were tastier than Coppertone kids. And we all survived.
Re: He must have got a D in his vitamin class.
He’s hoping for B’s.
Miracle-Gro® is only for special occasions.
hush now and eat your cream of chlorophyll. There are starving white asparagus stalks who would love to have chlorophyll.
When I was your age, I was raised my mushrooms. They kept us in the dark and fed us BS.
wanna grow up to be a photo-journalist don’t ya?
He was hoping for moonshine maybe?
How about a little partly cloudy with a chance of rain for a change?
her son is tired of sun
He needs it freshened with some dewdrops and a little nice rich compost for his roots.
My breakfast bars have loads of hulled sunflower seeds; had some today (even with my fresh garlic pasta).
margueritem over 10 years ago
Eat your sunshine, or you’ll never grow tall and strong.
interceptor over 10 years ago
Maybe he could wash it down with some Sunny Delight.
jsab0 over 10 years ago
If you finish all your sunshine you can have some phosphorus for dessert.
Forsanet over 10 years ago
Sounds more like “bore-ophyll” to me.
Allen Rymer over 10 years ago
Maybe he would prefer a little liquid sunshine….
bluskies over 10 years ago
Sunlight’s good for him; when I was a little goober, Mom and her sisters used to slather gobs of homemade suntan lotion on each other and us kids: baby oil and vinegar. We fried, but we were tastier than Coppertone kids. And we all survived.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Re: He must have got a D in his vitamin class.
He’s hoping for B’s.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
Miracle-Gro® is only for special occasions.
theorgandude over 10 years ago
hush now and eat your cream of chlorophyll. There are starving white asparagus stalks who would love to have chlorophyll.
jmcx4 over 10 years ago
When I was your age, I was raised my mushrooms. They kept us in the dark and fed us BS.
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
wanna grow up to be a photo-journalist don’t ya?
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
He was hoping for moonshine maybe?
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
How about a little partly cloudy with a chance of rain for a change?
Me3000 over 10 years ago
her son is tired of sun
vldazzle over 10 years ago
He needs it freshened with some dewdrops and a little nice rich compost for his roots.
My breakfast bars have loads of hulled sunflower seeds; had some today (even with my fresh garlic pasta).