Jon: I bought a new scale, Garfield. It doesn't need batteries. It's solar powered! Scale: Hello, Fatso. Garfield: I must blot out the sun
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
I wonder what it calls Jon. Lol I’m first today. Yay! Haha
Good luck at that, Garfield. (It has been a long while since Jim made a gag about a talking electronic scale. Last one I remember was when one said “me and my big voice chip” after getting pulverized for fibbing that it cannot lie.)
It doesn’t have any manners either.
Or even better, break it in pieces.
It said one at a time please
But Garfield, don’t you ALREADY blot out the sun?
WHENS THE LAST TIME A SCALE APPEARED?????
oh, here come the jokes.
Didn’t Garfield blot out the sun back in the 80’s? Or was it just the town?
not long ago in the great scale of things
Looks like Jon got that from the store where he got the talking scale
So much for the diet.
I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky! Paint It Black.
hahahahaha great one
The not subtle scale, and Garfield is not amused, but is he ever, I like this one.
I have a Weight Watchers scale that runs when you tap it neat huh????!!!!!!!
Well Garfield, I guess you better start eating.
put tape over the solar panel
hahahahahaha
That’s the name of a Garfield book
you already do blot out the sun, garfield
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
I wonder what it calls Jon. Lol I’m first today. Yay! Haha
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Good luck at that, Garfield. (It has been a long while since Jim made a gag about a talking electronic scale. Last one I remember was when one said “me and my big voice chip” after getting pulverized for fibbing that it cannot lie.)
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
It doesn’t have any manners either.
ninjanick101 over 10 years ago
Or even better, break it in pieces.
poppy1313 over 10 years ago
It said one at a time please
Monster Hesh over 10 years ago
But Garfield, don’t you ALREADY blot out the sun?
Bacon555 over 10 years ago
WHENS THE LAST TIME A SCALE APPEARED?????
gyroman12345 over 10 years ago
oh, here come the jokes.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 10 years ago
Didn’t Garfield blot out the sun back in the 80’s? Or was it just the town?
phaze58 over 10 years ago
not long ago in the great scale of things
SuperDavid over 10 years ago
Looks like Jon got that from the store where he got the talking scale
garfield4life2 over 10 years ago
So much for the diet.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 10 years ago
I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky! Paint It Black.
PogoMojo over 10 years ago
hahahahaha great one
Hu.e Premium Member over 10 years ago
The not subtle scale, and Garfield is not amused, but is he ever, I like this one.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 10 years ago
I have a Weight Watchers scale that runs when you tap it neat huh????!!!!!!!
NewOrleansSaints over 7 years ago
Well Garfield, I guess you better start eating.
PinkYoshiFan almost 5 years ago
put tape over the solar panel
DafnaFradkin about 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
Ranboo~ Simp about 2 years ago
That’s the name of a Garfield book
Bokchoy about 1 year ago
you already do blot out the sun, garfield