New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 15, 2013

Thank goodness she didn’t test it on Batman and Robin – the entire space-time continuum would have collapsed…

Good thing there weren’t any watermelons around.

Compared to Adam Sandler, Gallagher is Mozart.

Where’s the new measurement of puns, called a Pastis?

The mere mention of “celebrities” fills me with ennui and a desire to run away. The ones I’ve worked with were just people doing a job they liked but in no way “special”.

Was it Leo Gallagher, or Ron, his brother?

What, it couldn’t handle the awesomeness that is Gallagher?

My wife once got us second row tickets for David Copperfield. I made her assure me that they wouldn’t substitute Gallagher at the last minute.

How and where does Brittany Spears factor in?

We have an equivalent measure fof talentlessness and overratedness in the UK: it’s a Gervaise.

The worst of the worst get rated gigagaga. (Fastest spellcheck ever!)

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