Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2013

Trust Rod to be always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Don’t think boomerangs have any particular feeling about where they come back to.

When Rodney goes on a date, he always has a memorable time, except when he looses consciousness.

Nice toss, kid

if you love someone let them goif they come back they were always yoursif they dont come back they were never yours to begin withbut if they just sit on your couch, eat your food watch your tv and doesn’t even know you let them go; you either married them or gave birth to them.my moms favorite saying

and thanks for the points from yesterday bruno

Nay, handsome? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so it is said.

I was wondering why the boomerang kept getting larger and larger and……then it hit me…..When a frisbee dreams it dreams it is a boomerang.When a boomerang dreams it dreams it’s anUNMANNED STEALTH RQ-3 DARKSTAR AIRCRAFT