Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 16, 2013

Nell Fenwick???

And that’s why they call them ‘Horse Operas’.

Kissing a horse’s rear is good for cold sores. It stops you licking them

Oh, so now he’s into beastality…! She has not had a good week…

Haven’t you got the message yet? What’s wrong with her?

She’s just trying to lead him down the bridle path…

Give him a little time — he’s probably known the horse longer.

Unless you consider a cock ring a loop!

unless you are from south carolina. a guy there got romantically involved with a horse.

His horse french kisses better.

She should follow Dale Evan’s example: “Roy has always given me my ‘head,’ and I have tried to do the same for him.”

If the cowboy kisses the girl, it’s an adult western. If the cowboy kisses his horse, it’s a children’s western. She’s just in the wrong movies.

He will kiss her.Will she mind the horse breath??

Nay i say, Nay.

What is she going to do if he tries to put a saddle on her?

There was an old Ford commercial where the John Wayne mimic stalked off muttering, “Well, ah’m gonna ride into town, rope me a cow, and kiss me a purty girl.” The grizzled sidekick laughed, slapped his thigh with his hat, and chortled, “I hope he don’t get it mixed up like the last time!”

Girl, he’s just not into you!

Horses are loyal and wear affordable shoes

Kissing isn’t going to sink her. The horse must have better orgasms.

The wild west! Where men are men, the women are lonely, and all the animals are nervous…