The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 24, 2013
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Transcript:
Gladys: How was golf? Brutus: Terrible, as usual! I always finish last! Gladys: Then why don't you find someone new to play with who isn't better than you? Brutus: I've tried! I don't think such a person exists!
Harry Grapjas over 10 years ago
Should I volunteer? I never played golf in my entire life.
Plods with ...™ over 10 years ago
Spell it backwards and that’s how I play.
theorgandude over 10 years ago
should take up Night Golf. Its very popular, and at least nobody can actually see you play badly in the process.
llong65 over 10 years ago
golf club = earth moving equipment.
davidf42 over 10 years ago
I’ll play with him. I’m still trying to break 120.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
There’s a trick to it. Some peeps play 20 yrs and don’t figger it out.
statsca over 10 years ago
I volunteer
boldyuma over 10 years ago
Stopped playing golf when the head came off the #1 driver I had..It went further then the golf ball..(Damn Spaulding equipment)
danlarios over 10 years ago
I bet he’d lose a game of tidly winks?