Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 16, 2013

Cat’s got a bird’s eye view of traffic

Purrrfectly charming cartoon. Go Big Green…er…Red.

Just so the cat keeps his/her eye on the birdy.

Nap time… you’re on your own.

I suggest the crew get a copy of this:

http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160

“I ask because it’s about to be sucked into the engine.”

I’ve always thought of Pauly as Captain Eddie’s wing man….It’s plane to see there is a CATch to this solution…. But the flying mice don’t have a chance, now…….

Love your wispy rendition of clouds, Wiley….Cirrusly

Looks like a United Feliner.

masterskrain, yes! And I think the original gremlin looked like Nixon, not what’s his name……..But it could have been Pauly, I guess…….

tho it does get rid of all that loose hair.

Nice knowing you Eddie’s cat. Not even a cat’s grip can hold onto a wing in flight.

Shades of the old Twilight Zone with William Shattner as the guest star. There was a gremlin out on the wing of the plane but apparently only he could get a glimpse of it. – Anybody else remember that episode?

where is the sand box?

And it only cost 1.5 Trillion dollars to develop per cat.Where the flashing strobe only cost about 15 dollars a bulb.Sounds like sound government spending to me.

Cat on a hot tin wing….

Wonder how many lives this cat will go through with its new job.

at least it’s not Cap’n Eddie in the cockpit

Alternate Caption:

Co-pilot: I always wanted to learn how to fly one of these things.

Pilot: Me too.

That’s not a bad idea. Paint cats on the front of the wings.

I arrested a drunk driver one time who blamed his crash on his cat. He claimed it jerked the steering wheel out of his hands causing him to run off the road hitting a tree and worse yet the damn cat ran off.“But you believe me right hossifer?”

Use this one as a screen saver from ’11, is Wiley vacationing?

That’s not Pauly, it is his cousin. Pauly is still with Captain Eddie. But, this does mean that there is a border collie without a job now.

Snarge prevention? The birds will be dive bombing that cat!

A very poor excuse blaming his poor cat. I suspect it was really his chihuahua and he spotted a squirrel.I always liked the ones that would do musical seats. I would pull behind and engage the lights and the floor show ahead would begin. It is amazing how acrobatic a drunk can be switching seats with his equally drunk friend. Fringe benefits for me Two for One.Arrested both, both prosecuted, both were convicted, and even shared the same county cell for six months. Got out and I caught them again two weeks or so later and they did the same thing. Deja Vu all over. I thought I was in the Twilight Zone but later remembered I was in Texas working the small town of Ozona in Crockett County. The town’s national drink. Budweiser. Coors cost too much and it was a dry county. No booze sold.Bootleggers were real bringing booze from outside town into town. Running no lights at night and would try to run. Too bad for them. I was driving a Ford Mustang 5.0 and they were in ratty Ford pick up six cylinder and registered to them. So if they bailed and ran we would just go to their home and wait for them.

I should post this when people get upset at me for having an outdoor cat to keep down the rodent population. “They kill rare birds!” they say. Nope, just house sparrows & finches.

Is getting mauled by a cat really that much better than getting sucked into a jet engine?

One wrong step and Pauly’s cousin begins the countdown 9 lives….8 lives ….seven lives.

I see Pauly is moonlighting.