Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2013

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    attyush  over 10 years ago

    When all else fails, read the manual.

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    Linux0s  over 10 years ago

    Or the Not So Great Confoundo.

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    einarbt  over 10 years ago

    Well that is an act with a twist.

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    geopardy  over 10 years ago

    Well he’s confounded all right.

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    palos  over 10 years ago

    Where are their better halves?

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    Seiko  over 10 years ago

    c’mon folks, nobody’s perfect every night…

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    jazzmoose  over 10 years ago

    He’ll never get a head with that act.

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    bluskies  over 10 years ago

    Was she only four feet tall when he started?

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    Salinasong  over 10 years ago

    Learn while you earn.

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    It’s OK, she’s just built like that.

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    Working with twins seemed like a good idea.

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    Calvins Brother  over 10 years ago

    All you folks are in top form today. Thanks for the laugh.

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    roctor  over 10 years ago

    He perfected his billing.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 10 years ago

    He should have used Magic Acts & Illusions For Dummies

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    edclectic  over 10 years ago

    You are such a cut-up!

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    ggeorgeaa  over 10 years ago

    O O Too many feet!

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    Toscar35  over 10 years ago

    His alibi? it was the saw’s fault!

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    gosfreikempe  over 10 years ago

    She’s prob’ly wishing she were outside the box.

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    gosfreikempe  over 10 years ago

    Actually, I could see that as a very funny addition to the act; the magician trying to learn how to put the boxes back together.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    and who wrote those manuals?

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    mistercatworks  over 10 years ago

    Are four feet better than two heads?

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    heyeron  over 10 years ago

    the great confounded!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Next step is to call tech support — 1800-PLS-HOLD

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    edclectic  over 10 years ago

    I think “O” is just having a tea party all by himself.

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    daveoverpar  over 10 years ago

    Obama and the economy.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Isn’t that a pair of feet sticking out of both boxes? he needs more help than any manualcan give!

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    Justice22  over 10 years ago

    It must be my ex…………. all feet and a$$ with no head.

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    ladamson1918  over 10 years ago

    Anyone remember The Great Ballantine?

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “Let’s see……Part A inserts in to oval part B then rotate 90 degrees to line up with the insert over on part C THEN chunk the whole thing do a tap dance and exit stage right.” She will be okay, really, she will be okay.(Just being funny) Obamacare will fix that right??

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Can we get another volunteer? I think I’ve got it this time…..anybody?

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    jahoody  over 10 years ago

    @Mark………..that’s the best come back of the day.

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    jahoody  over 10 years ago

    @edclectic….I always thought it was SNAFU….but maybe that was a different branch of the military

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    Potrzebie  over 10 years ago

    The trick actually uses two short people. and they have to be able to twist their legs very well.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The feet in the other box were mocking liberal politics, so it became necessary, over time, to respond by raising a similar stink. The culture of corruption is really an airborne bacterial spore at its inception. It takes any opportunity to establish its presence once given the least bit of sloughed epidermal cells on which to feed. The thinner one’s skin, the more one sloughs off, of course.

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    Proginoskes  over 10 years ago

    “Sawing a woman in half is easy. Sawing a woman in half and putting the pieces together is more difficult.” — Dirk Gently

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    attyush  over 10 years ago

    @edclectic:FRAGGED and DILLIGAF is new for me though.

    Slightly off topic – but reminds me of my boss who gave me a task and when I asked for advice, he said “don’t f it up”.@watmiwori:I assumed, that’s the book he read, but probably the last chapter was missing. Now I know why digital books are the rage – would never lose a chapter. Maybe run out of battery, but won’t lose the pages.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    attyush, that really is good advice….kind of a variation of “First do no harm.” Funny how many people can’t even reach that high of a standard……

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    And the arm bone is connected to the……WHAT?

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