Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  over 10 years ago

    The IKEA laptop stand I bought is a piece of junk. Whenevera drop or two of water lands on the laminated board itcauses the cheap paper covering the top to blister.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    They should take all their business to Ajax….

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    g55rumpy  over 10 years ago

    ACME presenting mayhem in….

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    Harry Grapjas  over 10 years ago

    Now where is that missing bolt?

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    xsintricks  over 10 years ago

    Some assembly required.

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    abesnake  over 10 years ago

    IKEA is Swedish for particle board.

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    rockngolfer  over 10 years ago

    I remembered the Ikea car.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3591/3381504987_6c054e95ae.jpg

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    ColonelClaus  over 10 years ago

    Y’all do realize that many medieval Armies Built their catapults on site.

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    mpguy2  over 10 years ago

    Parker and Hart have just found the way to bring about world peace—require every weapon to be assembled from IKEA kits by the end user. The idea will be so daunting that weaponry will all but disappear.

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    cwg  over 10 years ago

    Unless the Huns decide to help putting that puzzle together just to see if it works. :-)

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Some things in IKEA are ugly, and some things are overpriced, but most things in IKEA are both!

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