Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 29, 2013

hmmmmm; Florrie would be paying $$, but the memories bring Pain; no, it wouldn’t be the Bread. [translation joke].Actually the Taiwanese crud might not-have supported Flo let-alone this China bleep.

Oh yeah WHY didn’t this Beach Strip run during the Beach Vacation Arc a few Dais ago? The ‘stuff’ is supposed to be planned several WEEKS ahead?!?

Is she ever going to change her frock? It’s been days now.

amazing how MUCH their love has GROWN over the years

A weighty problem, indeed…

Nice trip! Run!

We Know Where To Find You Dept. :

Carry-All from Sunday

To Number ThreeYou are on your way to becoming equal handed !-Thank you for the vote of confidence re my “linkage”. Full day, Sunday, and only started this after turnover.-A happy and safe Monday to you. .Sunday’s strip was good, but too much histrionics from Jack last panel.On the current model: I doubt a good ol’ ‘murican non-outsourced ’50s metal lawn chair could hold Flo up..Think I’ll drop a line to G.D.See how she’s doin’..Now that the euphoria of twenny pints has passed, Six will be in recovery power napping lockdown.

Even when they were courting, the cash was probably all Flo’s! (Of course, Andy had fewer pigeons and beers back then to support, while they both had less weight to support……)

“Help Help, I can’t breathe!”

This strip really made me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh…

xxx

Weight limits should be required..

@Gweedo Murray

I really hope so. I’ve been trying to use my right hand more. I use it for the laptop mouse.

I’ve found 2 songs which you have probably heard before a million times but it’s my first time listening to them both.

Comfortably Numb

Born to Run

My cousin likes Bruce Springsteen.

A happy and safe Monday to you also.

A clear proof that booze destroys memory cells: If Andy recalled how much weight Flo had put on in recent decades, he would’ve dodged out of that chair faster than a speeding homing pigeon!

Another broken Chair:afficionado said, about 8 flushes ago

@pcolli……. etc…..“Dad scrapped it and made me a stool (no fecal jokes please)”…….etc……..

Aww, c’mon. Just one….. Pretty Please !.Hi, Three !Not a big Bruce fan but I am Un comfortably D N umb. I have the records, except “The Final cut” and the “Film More” soundtrack one. Had it years ago on vinyl but didn’t much care for it. I have a solo Dave (Gilmour) and Rick (Wright) album and Roger’s “Amused To Death”.-My mouse will configure for lefty through an onscreen window. I have a Microsoft Notebook Laser 7000 wireless mouse. My heart lit up when those kind came out. Struggling with the wire; gets in the way.-Thanks !My overcast partly rainy Monday is going well. Temp is in the low 60s (F)..Thanks for the very topical replays Chalk and Sand..I’ll be here tomorrow, pcolli. Where are you taking that Indian away to ? .gmartin997 said, 13 more inches around ago

@Stagger Lee

That’s disgusting. I can’t believe obese people actually allow themselves to be seen in public like that.

“They” say fat people are jolly. You hafta to have one helluva sense of humor, not to mention a sick pleasure in grossing people out. I was oversized, but never like that. I feel some sympathy when I see “big”. It takes a lot of determination and effort to reduce. The bigger you are the harder you fall, to a more normal size.

I am not saying anything. I have gotten so big that I wouldn’t need anyone sitting in my lap. The chair would have been scrapped within seconds of my sitting in it.

So much for saving money. You can never go back Flo. Remember that.

Good Evening CAPPERS . Nice to still see some friendly faces here. Hi, THREE! How’s SIX?

I think Florrie’s about 16 Stones heavier than when they were courting. ;)

Face it Flo; this ain’t all those years ago, and you aren’t light as a feather anymore either. She’s lucky she didn’t break Andy’s hip with that.