Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2013

The Comics Police aren’t arresting him for making a pun; they’re arresting him for making a drug reference. (Yes, it happens to be a pun, but still…) Note that nobody was taken away for threatening violence…

So darn rotten, I’d say.

Ask your two female friends if they got something with “got any, Mary, Juana?”

The Comic Police are kinda behind the times, as MJ is not treated as a serious offense in most venues now. Maybe Rat bribed them to take down Goat. I won’t be surprised.

Not as good as Pig’s ‘controlled sub stance’, but pretty good!

Good one Rat!

dave ees no HEER, man

O_O XD

do be careful in this country. cops are becoming overly aggressive. killing dogs. tasing people and congratulating if the victim dies. raiding people’s houses if they have gardens, because a tomato plant and marijuana are the same thing. punching a mentally disabled teen while held down in the face. arresting people when buying bottled water, because polish spring is the same as vodka. arresting a stroke victim, for not responding to commands. and, many of the internal investigations are justify the actions. “acting appropriately” is their justification.

Very funny.

Exactly how “Hi” did Steph become to get this “Lo(is)”?!?

As usual Rat took the low road and Goat took the Hi Road

Rat had a plot plant . . . ☻

What a bunch of THC (Totally Harsh Comments) Doesn’t Pig know the ComicCops are everywhere? They’re a two-dimensional branch of the NSA. (National Snooping Agency)Oops, can I say “NSA” here? If I’m not back tomorrow…

Very cleaver, Rat…

“Puns! Never explain, never apologize!” – Dogbert

Alexikakos said: “Greet your friend, John at the airport with “Hi, Jack!”-

Josh Lyons: Brutis Thornapple made the dumb mistake saying it at an airport in The Born Loser 41 years ago! Yes, I remember it well!

Today the police arrested Paris for suspicion of getting high. Film at eleven.

Good one. Has Goat got three strikes against him yet?

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Aren’t they arresting the wrong guy?(not that that is on heard of for the police) I mean, Rat was the one who wanted to get Hi.

one of my favorites