Pickles by Brian Crane for July 22, 2013

Thinking aloud sure is a hard habit.

Earl puts the loud in thinking out loud.

Of course I talk to myself. Nobody else wants to listen !

My Bluetooth earpiece doesn’t go to anything but it does let me get away with saying a lot of things.

I know so many people like this, who activate mouth before engaging brain…

I heard it said of some politician: “He never had an unspoken thought.” Sadly, I’ve always had the same problem, no delete feature. Oops

I sometimes have to talk to myself to get an intelligent conversation.

I tell myself “You dummy, Why did you open the oven to get a glass”..

Sometimes, if I do something exceptionally dumb, Ithink to myself, “Oh, you brainless dummy” Then I think, “Don’t say things like that. That’s negative programming, you idiot!”

love earl

“That’s a good idea, Earl” says Earl.

LOL xxx

I’m so Earl…

I say to myself, “Self” — cause that’s what I call myself when I talk to myself — I say, “Self”, and then I say to myself what I want to tell myself; or I ask myself what I want to ask myself. Sometimes people think that I’m not right in the head ‘cause I talk to myself, but I can say definitively that that’s not the case, ‘cause they’ve never heard us arguing. And, as the poet would have said, were he but given the opportunity: "If a bear argues with himself in the forest, and there is nobody around to hear it; did doo-doo occur? QED.

“You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me”