Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 25, 2013

Good lord, who dresses these people? Enormous plaid shorts for Jenny, a loud geometric print shirt for Herk. And just when you think they’ve finally figured out that tube socks went out of style in the 80s, they magically sprout back up over Jenny’s previously-bare calves in P3.

Hahaha, the five lines over Herk’s head in P3 must be meant to illustrate him losing his faculties to a debilitating disease while his son’s heart breaks. I know, I know, lighten up Francis!

I’ve never been a golf coach, but I would guess Gil ought to be standing on the other side of Jenny. Pretty hard to evaluate a golf swing or putting stroke from the rear, isn’t it?

Come on baby…don’t stop, ACCELERATE!!

I wonder if Jenny’s father is a loving man and does she want to move to California to become a folk singer?

Wow, Pops must really want another free sub sandwich if he had Harry drive back to Milford.

How do you like the job I did on Harry’s head?

Sure, Dad, teach JENNY how to play golf. Too bad you don’t have a daughter of your own you can teach. Oh wait…you do!

Jenny, I’ve got your number 867-5309

I meant a peacock farm, dammit. Was so traumatic I must have blocked the details out of my memory.