Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 18, 2013

Contestant number four’s goose is cooked.

He’ll saute him gently, and serve him with fava beans, and a nice chianti.

So he’s lost his taste for Earthmen?

Wait, he’s not going to peal it and de-bone it? How barbaric! Oh, the humanity…..Hope he cooks him a long time, I hear they’re kinda stringy and chewy this time of year………

I wonder if contestant 2 is using plomeek soup.

If Contestant #1 is from Arrakis, he’s certain to win.

“ITS A COOKBOOK!”

Looks like Contestant 2 is going to try a new angle on cooking soup.

“How to Serve Man.”.\\//_

Gee, can’t wait to see what Number 6 is cooking up . . . ☻

“Soup” is an ingredient?

To serve man…with gravy

Hell’s Kitchen 2071

Needs a shot of spiceweasle.

I was always amused by the term for human flesh, attributed to South Seas cannibals: Long Pork.

“To Serve Mankind”

Karnor’s notes: “Beat ingredient for five minutes…”

Thought you had to “beat” the competition, and not “eat” them.