Have faith in yourself… and in your baby giraffe caretaking abilities. You can do it!
What in the giraffe neck heck?!
My baby giraffe hates me. Hates everything about me. I feel like such a failure.
Get yourself a green paisley turtleneck. Baby giraffes respond very favorably to them. 99 out of 100 baby giraffes polled preferred them over green paisley crew necks.
My baby giraffe likes me naked. Well, almost. I wear a green paisley loincloth.
I can’t decide which is cuter… a baby giraffe or a baby zebra. Ah, heck all babies are cute.
Is paisley comeing back?
Paisley never left. :-)
Wait. Is that Cathy? I’d think twice before asking her to take care of my infantile wildlife.
We can’t see her nose, or lack of one (since Cathy doesn’t have a nose). My guess is that this is Cathy. Who else thinks so?
Hmm, I don’t see a heart anywhere on her shirt, but it could be.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to fill the bathtub and the other to saddle up the giraffe.
Q: I don’t get it.
A: I don’t have a giraffe. You’re supposed to baby-sit the turtle.
olivefoote over 15 years ago
Have faith in yourself… and in your baby giraffe caretaking abilities. You can do it!
itchybacon over 15 years ago
What in the giraffe neck heck?!
painedsmile over 15 years ago
My baby giraffe hates me. Hates everything about me. I feel like such a failure.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Get yourself a green paisley turtleneck. Baby giraffes respond very favorably to them. 99 out of 100 baby giraffes polled preferred them over green paisley crew necks.
ransomknotts over 15 years ago
My baby giraffe likes me naked. Well, almost. I wear a green paisley loincloth.
prettyfeet over 15 years ago
I can’t decide which is cuter… a baby giraffe or a baby zebra. Ah, heck all babies are cute.
WickedCrazy over 15 years ago
Is paisley comeing back?
lrope over 15 years ago
Paisley never left. :-)
sloop over 15 years ago
Wait. Is that Cathy? I’d think twice before asking her to take care of my infantile wildlife.
sloop over 15 years ago
We can’t see her nose, or lack of one (since Cathy doesn’t have a nose). My guess is that this is Cathy. Who else thinks so?
margueritem over 15 years ago
Hmm, I don’t see a heart anywhere on her shirt, but it could be.
runar over 15 years ago
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to fill the bathtub and the other to saddle up the giraffe.
Q: I don’t get it.
A: I don’t have a giraffe. You’re supposed to baby-sit the turtle.