Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2013

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    My doctor sent me to a specialist…That adds up to a pair o’ docs….!

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Here on this pretty little lake in SW Michigan, between us, my neighbor and I have a pair o’ docks….Between our docks are a pair of pear trees…. He’s not home right now, he’s in the Paraguayan Navy….Now THERE’S your crock….

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    Ottodesu  over 10 years ago

    Why can you never get every pair of socks out of the washing machine?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    If you set two alarm clocks to wake you up, they never ring at the same time…. that’s a pair o’ clocks paradox.

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    APersonOfInterest  over 10 years ago

    What a crock.

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    APersonOfInterest  over 10 years ago

    8-)

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    ant  over 10 years ago

    Shooooooooooooes!

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    fins59  over 10 years ago

    No one over the age of 6 should be allowed to wear them, you look like a total loser!

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    deliciousdame  over 10 years ago

    Ugly shoes…no style…not ladylike at all.

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    emptc12  over 10 years ago

    … a most “ingenuous” paradox.

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    mofo56  over 10 years ago

    try them, you will like them ! very comfortable ! crocs rule !!!!! who cares what they look like ….

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