Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 08, 2013
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CHAD: I wish my Gram wasn't so focused in how much I weigh. She always says, "If you lie about your weight, the only person you're fooling is yourself." So I told her, "I'll stop lying about my weight if you stop lying about your age." NATE: Chad! Bringin' the pain! CHAD: That's when she took away my X-Box.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 10 years ago
Glad I have a PS3. Geez, that sucks to lose something he likes.
SuperDavid over 10 years ago
Backtalk!!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
the lies that we tell kids:just be yourself. cheaters and liars never prosper. stranger danger. clean your plate. permanent record. advice about bullies. best years of your life. follow your dreams. respect your elders. you are special, and a winner.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
That’s what you get for back talking your elders.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Feels your pain, ChadI was a biggie back thenNever got picked on much, tho…
Poollady over 10 years ago
The truth hurts
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Do as I say, not as I do!”
racerxyz over 10 years ago
Double standards and, especially, punishing others for one’s own shortcomings or unrest: one of the real reasons for whatever things in the world that are in disarray. Very sad and disturbing. This is no way to parent. Stuff like this almost put me in a mental hospital for good. Thank you to whoever out there works to own who and where they are, be ok no matter what, not take it out on others, and help others to get to that place. Without you I would not be here.End of PSA. Back to regularly scheduled comics. :-)
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sorry to hear that Chad.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Among his various (often unexpected!) talents: the ability to get in a good sarcastic zinger!! Mirth! MIRTH!!
byamrcn over 10 years ago
Well done, kid—touché.
slypuma over 10 years ago
A life lesson, many don’t practice what they preach. Pointing it out as a kid gets you in trouble.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Lincoln, why is Chad living with his grandmother?
madmarge over 10 years ago
Chad’s grandmother sounds sort of like Linus’ blanket-hating grandma. Linus once pointed out to her the fact that she was drinking 52 cups of cofee a day. (or thereabouts). “She didn’t like the comparison.”
billdungjen Premium Member over 10 years ago
jerky gramma alert!!!
Greg Johnston over 10 years ago
A-Rod’s made how many millions playing a game while juiced? Seems like he’s a cheater who has prospered plenty – proving vwdualnomand’s point that “cheaters and liars never prosper” is a lie we tell kids. Then you could look at just about anyone associated with the big banks and Wall Street…
kamb8 over 10 years ago
I disagree. Your “superiors” are still human and can still be wrong. Talking back just for the sake of talking back isn’t very nice, but what Chad did is, in my opinion, completely fine.
kamb8 over 10 years ago
kakna, y u no have good grammer or speeling and always post too comments
ewan__smith over 10 years ago
Get an xbox 360 chad. Keep up
ChocolateLover30 over 10 years ago
@JPuzzleWhizI can recognize any comment of yours by the way you put another user’s comment in bold. What, is that your trademark or something?
NOT_CREATIVE_PERSON over 10 years ago
y does chad even have n x_box?
SuperStasher7 almost 7 years ago
Roasted XD XD XD XD XD
Stonkss about 5 years ago
Chad is SO SAVAGE
K0FER almost 5 years ago
lmao
HalberCon over 3 years ago
chad has a x-box?
ᗩᒪGᑌIEᑎ ᑎOᗰᗷᖇᗩᗪO ᗪEᔕᑕOᑎOᑕIᗪO Eᔕ ᑕᖇIᑎGE. almost 3 years ago
Wow chad
LyndonDong almost 3 years ago
That’s cold XD
zesty teddy over 2 years ago
Thank your Gram! X-boxes should be removed!
TexasLonghorn almost 2 years ago
Chad has an XBOX??
fizzledorp over 1 year ago
good! now you dont have that accursed thing around when youre trying to play on your nintendo
MabelPines1234 about 1 year ago
if i said that to my grandma, I’d prob be grounded. for life.