Two guys stole a pig and put him between them in the seat of their pickup. Got stopped by a cop. They quickly put a hat on the pig to disguise it. Cop asked the driver his name. “Roy Johnson”, he replied. Asked the other guy his name, “Ray Johnson”, he said. The cop then asked the pig his name. One of the guys poked the pig and it went “Oink”. Later the cop told his buddies, "That Oink Johnson is the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen.’
texan1972 almost 11 years ago
remands me of a story about the drunk man that let a blind man drive him home so he would not get a DUI ticket
it all worked fine till they tried to stop to get something to eat and he hit a car in the parking lot
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Hand ’im your expired insurance cardWorked for me
alleyoops Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Two guys stole a pig and put him between them in the seat of their pickup. Got stopped by a cop. They quickly put a hat on the pig to disguise it. Cop asked the driver his name. “Roy Johnson”, he replied. Asked the other guy his name, “Ray Johnson”, he said. The cop then asked the pig his name. One of the guys poked the pig and it went “Oink”. Later the cop told his buddies, "That Oink Johnson is the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen.’
Palyke almost 11 years ago
I’d be more concerned about whether the cat driving has a drivers license, and that a cat is driving.