The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 13, 2013

Nephew decided to get chocolate finger prints off uncles new TV, dish soap and lot’s of water! TV was on. How he managed to not get electrocuted I don’t know?

Niece at 3 put pizza in VCR and didn’t tell….they figured out when next tape was loaded.

Also spilled spaghetti when her Mom was in the bathroom, and tried to vacuum it up before anybody saw.

My middle son used a rock to write his name on his father’s car. Denied he did it too!

KIDS!!! Should be kept in a cage until they’re 35.

Heh, heh, heh.

Paint self like Thundercat character Tygra. Actually done by my girlfriend’s son, using a permanent orange magic marker.

From the looks of this kid, I would say he will scratch out DVD player and replace it with the word mouth.

Too bad there isn’t a list – then you could nip a few things in the bud.

Help dog eat his food.

Sing songs about UFOs, draw dinosaurs with new crayons, watch old episodes of Gumby…keeping it cool with Mom.

No, but I was offered ECT, which I declined.

Reminds me of neighbors’ kids who spilled baby powder all over their dresser and made a nice mess. Heard Ron holler “Ruth, come see what Your kids did!”

It took over a decade for my son to admit he wrote “f..k” on the kitchen heat pipe…by then he was a young adult. We laughed.

Get up before mom and dad, climb the kitchen counter, and soak the whole kitchen – ceiling included – with the sink sprayer.